If my mouth were my anus

If my mouth were my anus.

"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

If my mouth were my anus

If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth

Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?

Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks

If my mouth were my anus.

History

I wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).

Fiction cross-reference

• A Bootlick and a Blackguard
• A man is known by the company he keeps - "A man is known by the company he keeps. Especially if they smear feces all over the place."
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• The Shit They Spewed

Nonfiction cross-reference

• The Usual Shit (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter