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File:Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.jpg|link=Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang|'''[[Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang]]''' ('''LCCBB''') is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of non-Euclidean cologne.
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File:Nightgowns in White Satin.jpg|link=Nightgowns in White Satin|"'''[[Nightgowns in White Satin]]'''" is a song by the Doubly Some, written and composed by Nudity Wash Jar.  
File:Nightgowns in White Satin.jpg|link=Nightgowns in White Satin|"'''[[Nightgowns in White Satin]]'''" is a song by the Doubly Some, written and composed by Nudity Wash Jar.  

Revision as of 04:11, 19 September 2021

Earliest known image of "Static Mat".

"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.

Transcript

I'll be the static mat
The spark will make you wish you sat
It rubs you the wrong way
Call it morning working at bench and
In and out the hardware

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  • Post @ Twitter (13 August 2021)