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Revision as of 12:43, 8 August 2021

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout.

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One.

Commentary

During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (14 May 2021)