Jekyll (perfume): Difference between revisions

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Jekyll, the fragrance for sociopaths.

Jekyll is a perfume for sociopaths.

Mephistopheles loves Jekyll, can't get enough of the stuff.
Orson Welles announces to the press that he has tested positive for the catch phrase Humanity and other non-essential services.
The Boxes invest in Jekyll because "sociopathy is good for capitalization of matter-based organisms."

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 == In the News ==
-<gallery mode="traditional">
+<gallery>
 File:Ernst von Possart as Mephistopheles.jpg|Mephistopheles loves Jekyll, can't get enough of the stuff.
-File:Angry Feller Karl Jones 600x800.jpg|link=Angry Feller|''[[Angry Feller]]'' can't stand smell of perfume.
 File:Orson Welles War of the Worlds 1938.jpg|link=Humanity and other non-essential services|Orson Welles announces to the press that he has tested positive for the catch phrase [[Humanity and other non-essential services]].
 File:Hypercube.svg|link=The Boxes|[[The Boxes]] invest in Jekyll because "sociopathy is good for capitalization of matter-based organisms."
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 == Fiction cross-reference ==
-[[Bascomb Rudeworthy]] is a loyal customer.
+* [[Gnomon Algorithm]]
+* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
+* [[Bascomb Rudeworthy]] is a loyal customer.
 == Nonfiction cross-reference ==
-External links:
+* [[Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)]]
+== External links ==
 [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]]
+[[Category:Perfumes]]