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File:The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre.jpg|link=The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre|'''''[[The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre]]''''' is  a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.
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Revision as of 10:11, 22 November 2023

Earliest known poster for Cranberry Madness.

Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.

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  • The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.

    The Turkey Chainsaw Massacre is a 1974 American horror-cooking film about a group of friends who must save Thanksgiving from a family of deranged chefs.

  • Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.

    Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.

  • "The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." (The Hemingway Diaries, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.

    "The sun will rise, the sun will set, and jellied cranberry sauce will still quiver like the rump of a great beast shot with a tranquilizer dart." (The Hemingway Diaries, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.

  • Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).

    Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).

  • Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.

    Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.

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