Urine in rain monologue

Urine in rain monologue.

"Urine in rain" (also known as the "Sea Breezes Speech") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed film Bar Hopper.

Transcript

I've seen drinks you people wouldn't believe.
Absinthe on fire with a garnish of Onion.
I watched Sea Breezes glitter in the bar
near the Tannhäuser Pils.

All those drinks will be
lost in time, like urine in rain.
Time to dry.

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• Bar Hopper
• Bromley Chicken and Teleology House
• Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?
• Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed
• Pinball Whizzer
• Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake
• Replicant Vice
• The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters

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External links

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