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File:Blood_color_palette.svg | File:Blood_color_palette.svg|Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes. | ||
File:Protein_crystals.jpg|Blood-flavored [[Protein (nonfiction)|protein crystals]] delicious, say Rubric taste-testers. | File:Protein_crystals.jpg|Blood-flavored [[Protein (nonfiction)|protein crystals]] delicious, say Rubric taste-testers. | ||
File:Red-Charter.jpg|Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates [[The Rubrics]] in blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]]. | File:Red-Charter.jpg|Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates [[The Rubrics]] in blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]]. | ||
Revision as of 17:22, 8 August 2016
The Rubrics were an ancient tribe of warriors who worshiped the color red.
Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes. Note the hexadecimal codes, indicating social status:
Scholars believe that the Rubrics played some part in the blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
See Posthumous holography of H. P. Lovecraft.
The Rubrics were eventually conquered by Rubricus, although subsequent Rubric rebellions led to considerable erasure, ellision, and marginal scribbling.
In the News
Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes.
Blood-flavored protein crystals delicious, say Rubric taste-testers.
Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates The Rubrics in blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
Two Rubric warriors stoning their enemy. The warrior on the right is thought to be Rumbustius, first king of the Rubrics. Note the effusion of blood: the Rubrics used the blood of their victims to make red ink for further wars of conquest and rubrication.
Alderman John Kilvert visits Rubric capital, feels too red for comfort.
Rubrics jealous of Kizil Kule ("Red Tower"), making plans to do something about it.
