Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter

Earliest known poster for Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter starring Tom Cruise.

Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is a superhero entomology television series about a team of entomologists who hunt down and curb the vigor of the world's most prolific and troublesome parasite populations.

Alternate version

Nimrod Ichneumon, Parasite Hunter is an entomology shopping television series hosted by parasitologist and bargain-hunter Tom Cruise, who searches for bargains on leeches, tapeworms, and other parasites.

Sponsors

• ToryFlavorCrystals

In the News

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  Smilodon is a 2018 American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths.

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  The Super-Hungry Parasite is a children's picture book starring a polymorphic alien organism which demonstrates a wide range of parasitic behaviors, eating its way through a variety of hosts before pupating and emerging as [REDACTED]. The winner of many children's literature awards and an ongoing series of emergency xenoparasitology research grants, it has infected almost 50 million hosts worldwide.

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  Midwich Cuckoo is a British pub chain favored by Tories and alien brood parasites.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Midwich Cuckoo
• Smilodon
• The Super-Hungry Parasite

External links

• Post @ Twitter (28 September 2022) - alternate version
• [ Post] @ Twitter (28 September 2022)