Cell Pillow

Earliest known advertisement for Cell Pillow.

Cell Pillow is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.

Taglines

Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak!

In the News

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  "My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.

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  Bannon Goes to Prison is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon.

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  Dr. Pepper's Advocate is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper.

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  Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

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  "And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)

Fiction cross-reference

• A waste of good horseflesh
• Bannon Goes to Prison
• Dr. Pepper's Advocate
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• My Mike Lindell Things
• Prison is dish best served cold
• Voight Club
• Your brain versus Lindsey Graham's brain

External links

• Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022)
• https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1540495063809236994

• Why the MyPillow guy was at the White House, explained as best we can - Bedding CEO Mike Lindell isn’t ready to quit Trump just yet.