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Earliest known public service commercial for Archetype Heaven.

Archetype Heaven is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which monitors and safeguard's Plato's theory of forms.

Lick the Toad is a Carnevale Tenebre sideshow attraction which compels ticket-holders to lick drug-seeping toads.
"Be honest, do you return the shopping cart??" —Not if I can fling it hundreds of feet into the air. ("Shopping Cart Blues")
People forget that Plato was a warrior and statesman, and a slave-owner to boot. Given the chance, Plato would have locked us up in that cave and forced us to tend his elephant. ("Tending Plato's Elephant")
The APTO Math Crimes Unit detects, identifies, and preliminates crimes against mathematical constants.

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	[[File:Archetype Heaven.jpg\|thumb\|Earliest known public service commercial for '''Archetype Heaven'''.]]'''Archetype Heaven''' is a fully licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which monitors and safeguard's [[Plato ~~(nonfiction)\|Plato]]~~'s theory of forms.		[[File:Archetype Heaven.jpg\|thumb\|Earliest known public service commercial for '''Archetype Heaven'''.]]'''Archetype Heaven''' is a fully licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which monitors and safeguard's Plato's theory of forms.

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