Apologize to the Pork: Difference between revisions
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 34: | Line 34: | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Hound-Dog_Pie_TV_Dinner_Theater_Presents.jpg|link=Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater|'''''[[Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater]]''''' ('''''HDPTVDT''''') is an unlicensed transdimensional TV dinner products and services distributor which manifests itself as Hound-Dog Pie products. | |||
File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
| Line 45: | Line 47: | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* ''[[Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater]]'' | |||
* [[Feral Butler]] | * [[Feral Butler]] | ||
* [[The Makeup Tutorials]] | * [[The Makeup Tutorials]] | ||
Revision as of 09:19, 9 August 2021
.jpg)
Apologize to the Pork is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota.
Name
The band takes its name from the "Ramen Master" vignette in the film Tampopo.
Student: Master... soup first or noodles first?
Master: First, observe the whole bowl.
Student: Yes, sir.
Master: Appreciate its gestalt. Savor the aromas. Jewels of fat glittering on the surface. Shinachiku roots shining. Seaweed slowly sinking. Spring onions floating. Concentrate on the three pork slices. They play the key role, but stay modestly hidden. First caress the surface with the chopstick tips.
Student: What for?
Master: To express affection.
Student: I see.
Master: Then poke the pork.
Student: Eat the pork first?
Master: No. Just touch it. Caress it with the chopstick tips. Gently pick it up and dip it into the soup on the right of the bowl. What's important here is to apologize to the pork by saying "see you soon." Finally, start eating-the noodles first. Oh, at this time, while slurping the noodles, look at the pork.
Student: Yes.
Master: Eye it affectionately.
In the News
Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater (HDPTVDT) is an unlicensed transdimensional TV dinner products and services distributor which manifests itself as Hound-Dog Pie products.
Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Makeup Tutorials open for Apologize to the Pork at the New Minneapolis Institute of Art "Concerts in the Hallways" series.
Fiction cross-reference
- Avalanche (snuff)
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater
- Feral Butler
- The Makeup Tutorials
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Tampopo (Dandelion) Ramen Master @ YouTube