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File:Protein_crystals.jpg|Blood-flavored [[Protein (nonfiction)|protein crystals]] delicious, say Rubric taste-testers. | File:Protein_crystals.jpg|Blood-flavored [[Protein (nonfiction)|protein crystals]] delicious, say Rubric taste-testers. | ||
File:Red-Charter.jpg|Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates [[The Rubrics]] in blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]]. | File:Red-Charter.jpg|Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates [[The Rubrics]] in blood sacrifice of [[H. P. Lovecraft]]. | ||
File:Manuscript_1445_Bible_scene_man_being-_stoned_excerpt.jpg | File:Manuscript_1445_Bible_scene_man_being-_stoned_excerpt.jpg|Two Rubric warriors stoning their enemy. The warrior on the right is thought to be [[Rumbustius]], first king of the Rubrics. Note the effusion of blood: the Rubrics used the blood of their victims to make red ink for further wars of conquest and rubrication. | ||
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Revision as of 17:06, 10 June 2016
The Rubrics were an ancient tribe of warriors who worshiped the color red.
In the News
Blood-flavored protein crystals delicious, say Rubric taste-testers.
Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates The Rubrics in blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
Two Rubric warriors stoning their enemy. The warrior on the right is thought to be Rumbustius, first king of the Rubrics. Note the effusion of blood: the Rubrics used the blood of their victims to make red ink for further wars of conquest and rubrication.
Hierarchy
Hierarchy of the Rubric sub-tribes. Note the hexadecimal codes, indicating social status:
Involvement in death of H. P. Lovecraft
Scholars believe that the Rubrics played some part in the blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
See Posthumous holography of H. P. Lovecraft.
Conquest by Rubricus
The Rubrics were eventually conquered by Rubricus, although subsequent Rubric rebellions led to considerable erasure, ellision, and marginal scribbling.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
Kizil Kule ("Red Tower"). The Rubrics are insanely jealous of this fortified structure.
