Template:Daily Favorites/March 30

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  "Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" (DYCYGIC?) is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era.

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  The Military-dolphin complex is (MDC) is an informal alliance between a nation's military and its dolphins, seen together as a vested interest which influences public policy.

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  One Knife to rule them all
  One Knife to cut them
  One Knife to bring them all and
  In the darkness gut them
  In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply

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  Weaponizing the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis is a military strategy based on weapons and tactics which exploit the structure of a language and its determination of a speaker's perception and categorization of experience.

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  Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.

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  "Elite Marina: Torpedo Ardor, Unfathomable Longing" is an anagram of "Blood atonement and the origin of plural marriage".

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  The Man with the Golden Musket (1974): James Bond must recover the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, before criminally deranged fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmicraises hemlines to the waist.