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[[File:Ted_Cruz_-_weight-loss_haircut.jpg|thumb|Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.]]A '''weight-loss haircut''' is a style of haircut which intended as a weight-loss program.
[[File:Ted_Cruz_-_weight-loss_haircut.jpg|thumb|Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.]]A '''weight-loss haircut''' is any style of haircut which people pretend is a weight-loss program.


== Advantages ==
== Advantages ==

Revision as of 19:43, 12 February 2021

Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.

A weight-loss haircut is any style of haircut which people pretend is a weight-loss program.

Advantages

The weight-loss haircut avoids the two primary methods used in conventional weight-loss programs:

  • Eat less
  • Exercise more

Instead of eating less and exercising more, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts cut their hair.

Wig fetish

In pathological cases, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts may wear wigs, and then cut off the wig hair.

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