A lesser holiday tradition (nonfiction): Difference between revisions

From Gnomon Chronicles
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(Created page with "thumb|a lesser holiday tradition'''a lesser holiday tradition''' is a cartoon by Kris Straub (nonfiction)|...")
 
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:A_lesser_holiday_tradition_-_chainsawsuit_-_201201041.png|thumb|a lesser holiday tradition]]'''a lesser holiday tradition''' is a cartoon by [[Kris Straub (nonfiction)|Kris Straub]].
[[File:A_lesser_holiday_tradition_-_chainsawsuit_-_201201041.png|thumb|a lesser holiday tradition]]'''a lesser holiday tradition''' is a cartoon by [[Kris Straub (nonfiction)|Kris Straub]].
== Text ==
some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you
therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab
* [http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2012/01/04/a-lesser-holiday-tradition/ a lesser holiday tradition] @ chainsawsuit

Revision as of 14:54, 15 October 2020

a lesser holiday tradition

a lesser holiday tradition is a cartoon by Kris Straub.

Text

some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you

therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab