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Featured image: Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian computes a new variety of Bingo algorithm from an enumerated matrix of Diagramaceous soil. The freshly harvested algorithm will be used as a clarifying agent in wager-based scrying engines.

Fiction is an ongoing work of fiction and nonfiction by Karl Jones.

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Mud pot in northern California runs dry, may relocate to Devil's Mud Pie area.
"How to Draw Doug" cartoon by Ruben Bolling explains genetic algorithms (nonfiction).
Electric S'mores now open in Brasília!
Matterhorn encapsulated in gigantic glass vial, converted to copper sulfate pentahydrate crystals. See Hazmatterhorn.
This photograph, if genuine, may show the moment following the release of an evil bit by supervillain Fugitive Rubies.
The Eel, freshly incarcerated in the Nacreum, remains defiant: "No prison can hold me!"
Inventor of time travel travels to distant past, goes insane, becomes own ancestor -- not necessarily in that order.
Cobbler admits inability to divine future of old boots.
Taste sensation: Methylphenidate + Extract of Radium = Mispent Youth. Shown here with vodka and olives.
Delicious aroma of sulfur pyramids attracts Comer's Midden Monsters to Alberta.
Computer bug demands rematch. "That relay sucker-punched me!" says moth.
Electric S'mores open for business.
Dalton Trumbo refuses to betray friends and principles, enjoys state-sponsored meals for nearly a year.
Dark Side of the Moon "kept my spirits up during the ordeal", Galileo heard to mutter while leaving the courtroom.
Galileo, imprisoned on trumped-up charges, uses nail to scratch the equation E pur si muove on dungeon wall, cuts his way to freedom.
Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
Early techno-thriller fails Turing test, author invents High-energy literature techniques to improve readability.
Army research laboratories convert modern plowshares into ancient swords. Military contractors call technique "Astonishing breakthrough."
Asclepius Myrmidon provides emergency medical services after Pi disaster.
Line printer Mandelbrot set yearns for color, launches Kickstarter campaign to fund upgrade.
Highwayman Dick Turpin of Mars takes parting shot at Hopalong Cassidy.
Re-emitted red light suggests that Fugitive Rubies is secretly manipulating Papillon, say High-energy literature theorists.
Captured supervillain Fugitive Rubies involuntarily luminesces under green laser interrogation, re-emits red light.
Fruiting body of Bourbaki virages dangereux nominated as symbol of outsider mathematics.
Join Tunguska Event Preservation Society, receive interactive 1927 expedition.
Second-hand Brainiac skull diodes used for cut-rate Medulla oblongata upgrade.
Latest version of Bernoulli family tree powered by cellular automata.
Poet and wizard Jan Kochanowski adapts Nebra sky disk for use as scrying engine.
Luminous dial of Soviet aircraft chronometer proud to represent all chronometers.
Tiny spacecraft with alien "Happy Ending" software converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.
Red-limned Sea Quetzalcoatl disguised as Tree of Life.
Forbidden Ratio and Gnotilus use Turkish delight as symbol of crime team.
Angry Feller expresses anger.
Cat teaches geese a lesson they won't soon forget.
Young Bertrand Russell approves of peace talks.
Dinosaur develops algorithm for Chicxulub Chips.
Green Ring interviewed by Dick Cavett.
Geometers refactor medieval pilgrimage.
Wumpus-compass syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
"Neurotransmitters deployed" says David Hedison.
Advances in dynastic cellular automata theory reveal new members of Bernoulli family.
Fantasy Voronoi diagram upstages Fantasy Football.
Discovery of "Red Charter" implicates The Rubrics in blood sacrifice of H. P. Lovecraft.
New study of Twin Cities streetcar map (1914) finds Gnomon algorithm subroutines.
New computational activity by The Pika.
Consumer spokespersona says "geometry solvent" is nothing more than dish soap plus Extract of Radium.
Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge accepting reservations.
The Nested Radical seeking permission to display Jean-Léon Gérôme's painting The Carpet Merchant in upcoming art show.
ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") researchers visualize key section of "Wow! signal".
SOEP cartel patrols shipping lanes, vows to strafe stomach oil smugglers.
New perfume "Jekyll" targets sociopaths.
The Boxes invest in Jekyll because "sociopathy is good for capitalization of matter-based organisms."
Orson Welles tests positive for catch phrase Humanity and Other Non-Essential Services.
Carnevale Tenebre uses vise to clamp souls.
Green Spacecraft sighted.
Marshall McLuhan less wrong than you think.
Tar-Baby 9000 uploads Turpentine delight into Brer Rabbit.
Nysa on the Maeander upgrading to full transdimensional corporation.

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