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File:I say we take off and nuke the lions and tigers and bears from orbit.jpg|link=The Wizard of Aliens|'''''[[The Wizard of Aliens]]''''' is a 1986 American science fiction horror adventure film. Plot: When a solar tornado rips through the space ship ''Nostromo'', Dorothy (Sigourney Weaver) and her cat, Jones, are whisked away in their survival pod to the magical land of Oz.
File:Crucified Corn Dogs.jpg|link=Crucified Corn Dogs|'''[[Crucified Corn Dogs]]''' is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.


File:Sole Always - So Say We All.jpg|link=Sole Always|"'''[[Sole Always]]'''" is an anagram of "'''So Say We All'''".
File:The Lord of the Matrix Rings.jpg|link=The Lord of the Matrix Rings|'''''[[The Lord of the Matrix Rings]]''''' is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.


File:Be Unavailable.jpg|link=Be Unavailable|"'''[[Be Unavailable]]'''" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
File:War of the Worlds 2 - Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters.jpg|link=War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters|'''''[[War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters]]''''' is a 2022 science fiction thriller fiction about an alien species which disguises itself as drive-in movie theaters.


File:1708 An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity from Jonathan Swift Vineyards.jpg|link=Jonathan Swift Vineyards|'''[[Jonathan Swift Vineyards]]''' is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle. It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.
File:Alien Heart.jpg|link=Alien Heart|'''''[[Alien Heart]]''''' is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.


File:Enuc.jpg|link=Enuc|'''''[[Enuc]]''''' is a historical drama film by activist and documentary filmmaker Enoch Root about Baron Vladimir "Enuc" Harkonnen, emphasizing Harkonnen's acquisition and loss of the planet Caladan.
File:Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2.jpg|link=Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2|'''''[[Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2]]''''' (full title: '''''Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2: Gas Station Scavenger''''') is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens and raccoons for food scraps in dumpsters.
 
File:Star Trek Wars.jpg|link=Star Trek Wars|'''''[[Star Trek Wars]]''''' is a science fiction buddy comedy film about an angry moisture farmer (Luke Skywalker) and an excessively logical Starfleet officer (Spock of Vulcan) who must learn to work together.


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  • Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.

    Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.

  • The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.

    The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.

  • War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters is a 2022 science fiction thriller fiction about an alien species which disguises itself as drive-in movie theaters.

    War of the Worlds 2: Revenge of the Drive-In Theaters is a 2022 science fiction thriller fiction about an alien species which disguises itself as drive-in movie theaters.

  • Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.

    Alien Heart is a 1987 American neo-noir science fiction horror film about Harry Angel (Sigourney Weaver), a New York City private investigator, who is hired by a mysterious UFO researcher (Robert De Niro) to investigate the disappearance of an alien organism known Johnny Nostromo. Her investigation takes her to low Earth orbit, where she becomes embroiled in a series of brutal face huggings.

  • Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2 (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2: Gas Station Scavenger) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens and raccoons for food scraps in dumpsters.

    Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2 (full title: Jonathan Livingston Seagull 2: Gas Station Scavenger) is an allegorical fable about a seagull who competes with ravens and raccoons for food scraps in dumpsters.

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