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File:Wolf_Man_Jones.png|link=Wolf Man Jones|'''Wolf Man Jones''' endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."
File:The Wolf Planet.jpg|link=The Wolf Planet|'''''[[The Wolf Planet]]''''' is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters.  Shown here:  Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters.  Shown here:  Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.


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* [[I think we can all agree]]
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* ''[[Victory Windows]]''
* ''[[Victory Windows]]''


Latest revision as of 07:09, 5 March 2022

Earliest know advertisement for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.
Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."
Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.

The Restful Lycanthrope Hotel is an unlicensed transdimensional hotel which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.

In the News

  • Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."

    Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."

  • The Wolf Planet is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.

    The Wolf Planet is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.

  • Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

    Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

  • Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

    Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

  • Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).

    Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).

  • "I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."

    "I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."

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External links

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