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[[File:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Earliest know advertisement for the '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel'''.]]The '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation|transdimensional hotel]] which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.
[[File:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Earliest know advertisement for the '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel'''.]][[File:Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."]][[File:Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.jpg|thumb|Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.]]The '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation|transdimensional hotel]] which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.
 
== In the News ==
 
<gallery>
File:Wolf_Man_Jones.png|link=Wolf Man Jones|'''Wolf Man Jones''' endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."
 
File:The Wolf Planet.jpg|link=The Wolf Planet|'''''[[The Wolf Planet]]''''' is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.
 
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters.  Shown here:  Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
 
File:Victory Windows.jpg|link=Victory Windows|'''''[[Victory Windows]]''''' is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.
 
File:Monarchy of Needs.jpg|link=Monarchy of Needs|'''''Monarchy of Needs''''' is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).
 
File:I_think_we_can_all_agree.jpg|link=I think we can all agree.|"'''[[I think we can all agree]]—''' Sorry.  No.  I was wrong."
 
</gallery>
 
== Fiction cross-reference ==
 
* [[Crimes against chemical constants]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]
* [[I think we can all agree]]
* ''[[Monarchy of Needs]]''
* ''[[The Wolf Planet]]''
* ''[[Victory Windows]]''
 
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
 
* [[Monster (nonfiction)]]
 
== External links ==
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1457777071510278154 Post] @ Twitter (8 November 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430145750655291425 Post] @ Twitter (24 August 2021)
 
 
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Horror (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Lycanthropy (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Monsters (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Wolves (nonfiction)]]
 
[[Category:Carnevale Tenebre]]
[[Category:Crimes against physical constants]]
[[Category:Hotels]]
[[Category:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel]]

Latest revision as of 07:09, 5 March 2022

Earliest know advertisement for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.
Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."
Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.

The Restful Lycanthrope Hotel is an unlicensed transdimensional hotel which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.

In the News

  • Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."

    Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."

  • The Wolf Planet is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.

    The Wolf Planet is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.

  • Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

    Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

  • Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

    Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

  • Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).

    Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).

  • "I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."

    "I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (8 November 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (26 August 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (24 August 2021)
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