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[[File:Ted_Cruz_-_weight-loss_haircut.jpg|thumb|Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.]]A '''weight-loss haircut''' is a style of haircut which intended as a weight-loss program.
[[File:Ted_Cruz_-_weight-loss_haircut.jpg|thumb|Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.]]A '''weight-loss haircut''' is any style of haircut which people pretend is a weight-loss program.


== Advantages ==
== Advantages ==


The hair-loss program avoids the two primary methods used in conventional weight-loss programs.
The weight-loss haircut avoids the two primary methods used in conventional weight-loss programs:
 
* Eat less
* Exercise more
 
Instead of eating less and exercising more, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts cut their hair.
 
== Wig fetish ==
 
In pathological cases, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts may wear wigs, and then cut off the wig hair.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1360420025971183617 Post] @ Twitter (12 February 2021)


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Latest revision as of 15:36, 6 November 2021

Ted Cruz sporting a haircut, possibly a weight-loss haircut.

A weight-loss haircut is any style of haircut which people pretend is a weight-loss program.

Advantages

The weight-loss haircut avoids the two primary methods used in conventional weight-loss programs:

  • Eat less
  • Exercise more

Instead of eating less and exercising more, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts cut their hair.

Wig fetish

In pathological cases, weight-loss haircut enthusiasts may wear wigs, and then cut off the wig hair.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (12 February 2021)