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some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you
some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you


therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab
therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab
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== In the News ==
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File:Vertebrates Rule.jpg|link=Vertebrates Rule!|'''[[Vertebrates Rule!]]''' is a song by Jest on a Candid I about a mouse riding a lobster to a lobster pot for Christmas dinner.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Vertebrates Rule!]]
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== External links ==


* [http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2012/01/04/a-lesser-holiday-tradition/ a lesser holiday tradition] @ chainsawsuit
* [http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2012/01/04/a-lesser-holiday-tradition/ a lesser holiday tradition] @ chainsawsuit
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Latest revision as of 06:50, 20 August 2021

a lesser holiday tradition

a lesser holiday tradition is a cartoon by Kris Straub.

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some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you

therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of rich holiday crab

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links