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File:Salmon returning to the scene of the crime.jpg|link=Salmon returning to the scene of the crime|'''[[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]]'''.
File:Terrestrial Salt.jpg|link=Terrestrial Salt|'''[[Terrestrial Salt]]''' is a processor and distributor of artisanal salt sourced exclusively from Earth.
File:Mrs Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup.jpg|link=Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup|'''[[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.
File:Mrs Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup.jpg|link=Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup|'''[[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.


File:G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One.jpg|link=G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One|'''[[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]''' is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
File:Flying Pig Cheese House.jpg|link=Flying Pig Cheese House|'''[[Flying Pig Cheese House]]''' is a pareidolia-based cheese merchandising franchise.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Climate Change Frog Soup]]
* [[Flying Pig Cheese House]]
* [[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]
* [[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]
* [[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]]
* [[Terrestrial Salt]]


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Latest revision as of 20:20, 13 January 2024

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Crisis Sardines is a brand of canned sardines.

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