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[[File:Cell Pillow.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for '''Cell Pillow'''.]]'''Cell Pillow''' is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted | [[File:Cell Pillow.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for '''Cell Pillow'''.]]'''Cell Pillow''' is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists. | ||
== Taglines == | == Taglines == | ||
Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak! | Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak! | ||
== Hashtags == | |||
* <nowiki>#CrimesAgainstBedding</nowiki> | |||
== Events == | |||
Context: "I sneak into the My Pillow factory every night and fuck every pillow going out for delivery, to completion" | |||
Your sacrifice shall not be in vain. | |||
We, your fellow Americans, shall avenge your post-pillow-coital depression by indicting Mike Lindell for crimes against bedding. | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1604490178441142273 Post] @ Twitter (18 December 2022) | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Cell Slippers.jpg|link=Cell Slippers|'''[[Cell Slippers]]''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals. | |||
File:My Mike Lindell Things.jpg|link=My Mike Lindell Things|"'''[[My Mike Lindell Things]]'''" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell. | File:My Mike Lindell Things.jpg|link=My Mike Lindell Things|"'''[[My Mike Lindell Things]]'''" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell. | ||
File:One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest.jpg|link=One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest|'''''[[One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest]]''''' is a 2022 American political drama film about a man confined to a mental hospital (Jack Nicholson) who is seduced into a dangerous relationship by a mentally unstable attorney (Sidney Powell). | |||
File:Bannon Goes to Prison.jpg|link=Bannon Goes to Prison|'''''[[Bannon Goes to Prison]]''''' is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon. | File:Bannon Goes to Prison.jpg|link=Bannon Goes to Prison|'''''[[Bannon Goes to Prison]]''''' is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon. | ||
File:Dr. Pepper's Advocate.jpg|link=Dr. Pepper's Advocate|'''''[[Dr. Pepper's Advocate]]''''' is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper. | |||
File:Voight Club.jpg|link=Voight Club|'''''[[Voight Club]]''''' is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump. | File:Voight Club.jpg|link=Voight Club|'''''[[Voight Club]]''''' is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump. | ||
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* [[A waste of good horseflesh]] | * [[A waste of good horseflesh]] | ||
* ''[[Bannon Goes to Prison]]'' | * ''[[Bannon Goes to Prison]]'' | ||
* [[Cell Slippers]] | |||
* ''[[Dr. Pepper's Advocate]]'' | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[My Mike Lindell Things]] | * [[My Mike Lindell Things]] | ||
* ''[[One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest]]'' | |||
* [[Prison is dish best served cold]] | * [[Prison is dish best served cold]] | ||
* ''[[Voight Club]]'' | * ''[[Voight Club]]'' | ||
* [[Your brain versus Lindsey Graham's brain]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2021/1/16/22234546/mypillow-guy-ceo-mike-lindell-white-house-meeting-notes-martial-law Why the MyPillow guy was at the White House, explained as best we can] - Bedding CEO Mike Lindell isn’t ready to quit Trump just yet. | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1569899005630357504 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2022) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1569899005630357504 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2022) | ||
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* https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1540495063809236994 | * https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1540495063809236994 | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Pillows (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Pillows (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:MAGA]] | [[Category:MAGA]] | ||
[[Category:Mike Lindell]] | |||
Latest revision as of 20:25, 25 November 2023
Cell Pillow is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
Taglines
Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak!
Hashtags
- #CrimesAgainstBedding
Events
Context: "I sneak into the My Pillow factory every night and fuck every pillow going out for delivery, to completion"
Your sacrifice shall not be in vain.
We, your fellow Americans, shall avenge your post-pillow-coital depression by indicting Mike Lindell for crimes against bedding.
- Post @ Twitter (18 December 2022)
In the News
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
"My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.
One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest is a 2022 American political drama film about a man confined to a mental hospital (Jack Nicholson) who is seduced into a dangerous relationship by a mentally unstable attorney (Sidney Powell).
Bannon Goes to Prison is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon.
Dr. Pepper's Advocate is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper.
Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
!["And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)](/w/images/thumb/b/ba/And_I_thought_Steve_Bannon_smelled_bad_on_the_outside.jpg/92px-And_I_thought_Steve_Bannon_smelled_bad_on_the_outside.jpg)
"And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)
Fiction cross-reference
- A waste of good horseflesh
- Bannon Goes to Prison
- Cell Slippers
- Dr. Pepper's Advocate
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- My Mike Lindell Things
- One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest
- Prison is dish best served cold
- Voight Club
- Your brain versus Lindsey Graham's brain
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Why the MyPillow guy was at the White House, explained as best we can - Bedding CEO Mike Lindell isn’t ready to quit Trump just yet.
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (13 September 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022)
- https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1540495063809236994