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File:Staffed versus Blacula.jpg|link=Staffed|'''''[[Staffed]]''''' is a 1971 American crime action film series about a John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables.  Shown here:  ''Staffed versus Blacula''.
File:Staffed versus Blacula.jpg|link=Staffed|'''''[[Staffed]]''''' is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables.  Shown here:  ''Staffed versus Blacula''.


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Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout.

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One.

Commentary

During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

In the News

  • Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

    Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

  • The Chromo-Pee Olympics is an international sporting event in which participants attempt to urinate in five contrasting colors.

    The Chromo-Pee Olympics is an international sporting event in which participants attempt to urinate in five contrasting colors.

  • Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film starring [REDACTED].

    Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film starring [REDACTED].

  • Jacket Potatoes foil-wrapped instants sex treats announces new Jim Jordan Wrestling Pak - "Grip a Jimmy and Jacket."

    Jacket Potatoes foil-wrapped instants sex treats announces new Jim Jordan Wrestling Pak - "Grip a Jimmy and Jacket."

  • Parkour for Liberty is a transdimensional parkour competition held annually in 1884 Paris.

    Parkour for Liberty is a transdimensional parkour competition held annually in 1884 Paris.

  • Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

    Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (14 May 2021)


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