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Urine in rain monologue.

"Urine in rain" (also known as the "Sea Breezes Speech") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed film Blade Runner.

Monlogue

I've seen drinks you people wouldn't believe.
Absinthe on fire with a garnish of Onion.
I watched Sea Breezes glitter in the bar
near the Tannhäuser Pils.
All those drinks will be
lost in time, like urine in rain.
Time to dry.

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