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File:Space_Florida_-_David_Bowie.jpg|link=Space Florida|'''[[Space Florida]]''' is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America. Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film '''''2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes''''', the song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.
File:How_Gone_We_Far.jpg|link=How Gone We Far|"'''[[How Gone We Far]]'''" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.
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* [[The New Colossus]]
* [[The New Colossus]]
* [[We've Only Just Begun]] (to breath)
* [[We've Only Just Begun]] (to breath)

Revision as of 01:45, 13 September 2021

Hockey Fights and Car Fires (never get me down).

Hockey Fights and Car Fires is a song by an as-yet [28 August 2021] unidentified artificial intelligence.

Lyrics

Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Hockey fights and car fires never get me down

Commentary

Sadly, this image reminds me that I am fascinated by flaming cars—a morbid hobby.

Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights. It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.

Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles.

In the News

  • Space Florida is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America. Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film 2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes, the song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.

    Space Florida is a song David Bowie about the launch into space of Florida, a formerly a political and geophysical unit of the United States of America. Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film 2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes, the song was released during a period of great interest in expelling Florida from the Earth.

  • "How Gone We Far" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.

    "How Gone We Far" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.

  • "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

    "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

  • Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

    Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

  • Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film starring Linda Blair and Jim Bray, a former competitive artistic skater from California. It is set in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley and focuses on a young skating rink concession booth dishwasher who becomes a popular star of illegal rollerskating deathmatch games, chronicling his rise in the Golden Age of Roller-Killing of the 1970s through to his fall during the excesses of the 1980s.

    Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film starring Linda Blair and Jim Bray, a former competitive artistic skater from California. It is set in Los Angeles's San Fernando Valley and focuses on a young skating rink concession booth dishwasher who becomes a popular star of illegal rollerskating deathmatch games, chronicling his rise in the Golden Age of Roller-Killing of the 1970s through to his fall during the excesses of the 1980s.

  • "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

    "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

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