Children of the Burger: Difference between revisions

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Children of the Burger.

Children of the Burger is a horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].

"I say we take off and nuke the beef from orbit. It's the only way to cook burgers."
Children of the Quarantine is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine.
Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza is a trandimensional pizza delivery service based in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
"Defiant Oath: Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat" is an anagram of "The cattle that wandered into a field of marijuana".
Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
Silent Dining is a 1972 environmental-themed American post-apocalyptic science fiction restaurant franchise with locations discreetly yet conveniently located throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.

I am not making this up (nonfiction).

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 File:Mesopelagium.jpg|link=Mesopelagium|'''[[Mesopelagium]]''' is a restaurant in [[New Minneapolis, Canada]] specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
+File:Silent_Dining.jpg|link=Silent Dining|'''''[[Silent Dining]]''''' is a 1972 environmental-themed American post-apocalyptic science fiction restaurant franchise with locations discreetly yet conveniently located throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
 File:Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Scout.jpg|link=Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout|'''''[[Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout]]''''' is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
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 * [[Mesopelagium]]
 * ''[[Shakes the Cannibal]]''
+* [[Silent Dining]]
 * ''[[Some Like it Haute]]''
 * [[Take off and nuke the beef from orbit]]
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 [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Children of the Corn (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Cows (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Food (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Films]]