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Revision as of 07:25, 5 August 2021
Hockey Fights and Car Fires is a song by an as-yet [12 February 2021] unidentified artificial intelligence.
Lyrics
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Hockey fights and car fires never get me down
Commentary
Sadly, this image reminds me that I am fascinated by flaming cars—a morbid hobby.
Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights. It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.
Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles.
In the News
"The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.
Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
"We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).
Fiction cross-reference
- Dinkley & Roth
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Escutcheon Brothers Protective Services
- The New Colossus
- We've Only Just Begun
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (14 April 2021)
- Comment @ Facebook
- Post @ Facebook
- Post @ Twitter (12 February 2021)
- Vehicle fire @ Wikipedia
- Rainy Days and Mondays @ Wikipedia