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[[File:Ambien Cookbook - Licorice rope.jpg|thumb|"Licorice Rope" recipe from ''The Ambien Cookbook''. | [[File:Ambien Cookbook - Licorice rope.jpg|thumb|"Licorice Rope" recipe from ''The Ambien Cookbook''.]]'''''The Ambien Cookbook''''' is a satirical essay by [[Paul Simms (nonfiction)|Paul Simms]] published in ''New Yorker'' magazine (July 2006). | ||
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Revision as of 10:08, 9 August 2020
The Ambien Cookbook is a satirical essay by Paul Simms published in New Yorker magazine (July 2006).
Licorice Rope
Take Ambien, fall asleep. Sleep 3-4 hours. Roll out of bed, wake up on floor. See extension cord, think, What a big delicious licorice rope that is!. Chew on essentially flavorless cord until you get to the metallic center, where the surprise is.