Geometry solvent: Difference between revisions

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The wax seal on this feeding tube enables Gnotilus to secrete geometry solvent directly into the "Empty Noise Into Alien Communication" program.

A geometry solvent is a solvent which affects geometry.

The supervillain Gnotilus is capable of excreting a variety of geometry solvents, which he uses in his war on the golden ratio.

November 10, 1962: Materials engineer, academic, and APTO field agent Philip G. Hodge discovers a new class of Gnomon algorithm functions which use piecewise linear isotropic plasticity to detect and neutralize geometry solvent.
1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm functions to detect and counteract geometry solvent.
Anarchimedes acquires large quantity of highly concentrated geometry solvent, threatens to dissolve entire digits from pi.
Gnotilus secretes most of the world's supply of geometry solvent.
ENIAC uses geometry solvent to improve sphericity of earth's atmosphere.
Consumer spokespersona says "geometry solvent" is nothing more than dish soap plus Extract of Radium.

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+File:Philip G. Hodge.jpg|link=Philip G. Hodge (nonfiction)|November 10, 1962: Materials engineer, academic, and [[APTO]] field agent [[Philip G. Hodge (nonfiction)|Philip G. Hodge]] discovers a new class of [[Gnomon algorithm]] functions which use piecewise linear isotropic plasticity to detect and neutralize [[geometry solvent]].
 File:Galileo Galilei.jpg|link=Galileo Galilei, Crime Fighter|1607: Physicist, inventor, and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]] uses [[Gnomon algorithm functions]] to detect and counteract geometry solvent.
 File:Anarchimedes.jpg|link=Anarchimedes|[[Anarchimedes]] acquires large quantity of highly concentrated geometry solvent, threatens to dissolve entire digits from [[Pi (nonfiction)|pi]].