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[[File:Mary Magdalene - George Santos.jpg|thumb|George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene.  Say what you will about George Santos, he's not afraid to get down on his knees and serve others.]]'''George Santos''' is an International Man of Mystery.
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== Commentary ==


Here's a thought experiment.
Let's say George Santos is exposed to invisible sources of infinitely laundered money.
Then he gets elected to Congress.
Have we thought about that?  Is there any Federal agency to police financial-electoral crimes?
* [https://justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/congressman-george-santos-charged-fraud-money-laundering-theft-public-funds-and-false Congressman George Santos Charged with Fraud, Money Laundering, Theft of Public Funds, and False Statements] @ justice.gov
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1672222742848864257 Post] @ Twitter (23 June 2023)
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== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Richard Nixon is George Santos.jpg|George Santos resigning from Presidency on behalf of Richard Nixon.
File:Jailhouse Santos.jpg|'''''Jailhouse Santos'''''.
File:12 Angry Men starring George Santos.jpg|'''''12 Angry Men''''' starring George Santos.
File:George Santos Statue of Liberty.jpg|George Santos Says He Plans to Model for Statue of Liberty — "She deserves to sit down, put her feet up, and get a pedicure.  And when she does, I'll be there to carry the torch of liberty."
File:The Boy From Brazil starring George Santos.jpg|'''''The Boy from Brazil'''''.
File:Hot Dog Man - George Santos.jpg|George Santos in ''Hot Dog Man''.
File:Shaun King and George Santos (after Botticelli).jpg|Shaun King and George Santos.
File:Panspermia and Me - The George Santos Story.jpg|link=Panspermia and Me|'''''[[Panspermia and Me:  The George Santos Story]]'''''.
File:George Santos Halloween Outfit.jpg|George Santos Halloween costume.
File:Moon Landing - George Santos.jpg|George Santos on the moon.
File:Alien Ash George Santos.jpg|George Santos is a God-damned robot!
File:The Thing - George Santos.jpg|George Santos:  The Thing.
File:The Blob - George Santos.jpg|George Santos: The Blob.
File:Oppenheimer - George Santos.jpg|George Santos as Robert J. Oppenheimer in ''Oppenheimer'' (2023).
File:George Santos played Wayne Gretzky's last game with the New York Rangers.jpg|George Santos played Wayne Gretzky's last game with the New York Rangers.
File:George Santos, Marlboro Man.jpg|George Santos, Marlboro Man.
File:Santos the Barbarian.jpg|'''''Santos the Barbarian'''''.
File:Xenomorph George Santos.jpg|Xenomorph George Santos.
File:The Dark Knight starring George Santos as the Joker.jpg|George Santos is the Joker:  Mob meeting.
File:Dark Knight - Santos Kills Gambol.jpg|George Santos is the Joker: killing Gambol.
File:The Santos Wear Prada.jpg|'''''The Santos Wears Prada'''''.
File:The King and I (Santos and Hageman).jpg|Did you know? Harriet Hageman and George Santos co-starred in the 1956 film "The King and I".
File:The Return of the Con Artist.jpg|'''''The Return of the Con Artist'''''.
File:Major Kong George Santos.jpg|George Santos played Major Kong.
File:Ben and Jerry and George Santos.jpg|The George Santos twins, official spokestwins for George and George's (formerly Ben and Jerry's) ice cream.
File:George Santos wrote all the poems of Robert Frost.jpg|Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".
File:Miracle on Ice - George Santos.jpg|Miracle on Ice.
File:Linda Ronstadt - George Santos.jpg|Did you know? George Santos recorded all parts on Linda Ronstadt's 1972 debut album "George Santos".
File:Electoral Thieves starring George Santos.jpg|'''''Electoral Thieves'''''.
File:Brazil 2 - The Rise of Santos.jpg|'''''Brazil 2:  The Rise of Santos'''''.
File:Manchurian Candidate - George Santos.jpg|George Santos: The Manchurian Candidate.
File:The Secret of Roan Santos.jpg|'''''The Secret of Roan Santos''''.
File:George Santos is Marty Mcfly.jpg|George Santos is Marty Mcfly.
File:George Santos (after Botticelli).jpg|George Santos is baby Jesus.
File:George Santos crossing the Delaware.jpg|George Santos crossing the Delaware.
File:The Riddler - George Santos.jpg|George Santos played the Riddler in the 1960s television series ''Batman''.
File:Santos Recall.jpg|'''''Santos Recall'''''.
File:Chuck Norris - George Santos.jpg|George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.
File:Santos Green is People (text).jpg|'''''Santos Green'''''.
File:Big Brother - George Santos.jpg|George Santos as Big Brother in '''''1984'''''.
File:Marie Curie - George Santos.jpg|George Santos discovers radium.
File:Please Don't Squeeze My Resume - Geroge Santos.jpg|Please don't squeeze my resume.


</gallery>
</gallery>

Latest revision as of 07:36, 6 February 2024

George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene. Say what you will about George Santos, he's not afraid to get down on his knees and serve others.

George Santos is an International Man of Mystery.

In the News

  • George Santos resigning from Presidency on behalf of Richard Nixon.

    George Santos resigning from Presidency on behalf of Richard Nixon.

  • Jailhouse Santos.

    Jailhouse Santos.

  • 12 Angry Men starring George Santos.

    12 Angry Men starring George Santos.

  • George Santos Says He Plans to Model for Statue of Liberty — "She deserves to sit down, put her feet up, and get a pedicure. And when she does, I'll be there to carry the torch of liberty."

    George Santos Says He Plans to Model for Statue of Liberty — "She deserves to sit down, put her feet up, and get a pedicure. And when she does, I'll be there to carry the torch of liberty."

  • The Boy from Brazil.

    The Boy from Brazil.

  • George Santos in Hot Dog Man.

    George Santos in Hot Dog Man.

  • Shaun King and George Santos.

    Shaun King and George Santos.

  • George Santos Halloween costume.

    George Santos Halloween costume.

  • George Santos on the moon.

    George Santos on the moon.

  • George Santos is a God-damned robot!

    George Santos is a God-damned robot!

  • George Santos: The Thing.

    George Santos: The Thing.

  • George Santos: The Blob.

    George Santos: The Blob.

  • George Santos as Robert J. Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer (2023).

    George Santos as Robert J. Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer (2023).

  • George Santos played Wayne Gretzky's last game with the New York Rangers.

    George Santos played Wayne Gretzky's last game with the New York Rangers.

  • George Santos, Marlboro Man.

    George Santos, Marlboro Man.

  • Santos the Barbarian.

    Santos the Barbarian.

  • Xenomorph George Santos.

    Xenomorph George Santos.

  • George Santos is the Joker: Mob meeting.

    George Santos is the Joker: Mob meeting.

  • George Santos is the Joker: killing Gambol.

    George Santos is the Joker: killing Gambol.

  • The Santos Wears Prada.

    The Santos Wears Prada.

  • Did you know? Harriet Hageman and George Santos co-starred in the 1956 film "The King and I".

    Did you know? Harriet Hageman and George Santos co-starred in the 1956 film "The King and I".

  • The Return of the Con Artist.

    The Return of the Con Artist.

  • George Santos played Major Kong.

    George Santos played Major Kong.

  • The George Santos twins, official spokestwins for George and George's (formerly Ben and Jerry's) ice cream.

    The George Santos twins, official spokestwins for George and George's (formerly Ben and Jerry's) ice cream.

  • Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".

    Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".

  • Miracle on Ice.

    Miracle on Ice.

  • Did you know? George Santos recorded all parts on Linda Ronstadt's 1972 debut album "George Santos".

    Did you know? George Santos recorded all parts on Linda Ronstadt's 1972 debut album "George Santos".

  • Electoral Thieves.

    Electoral Thieves.

  • Brazil 2: The Rise of Santos.

    Brazil 2: The Rise of Santos.

  • George Santos: The Manchurian Candidate.

    George Santos: The Manchurian Candidate.

  • The Secret of Roan Santos'.

    The Secret of Roan Santos'.

  • George Santos is Marty Mcfly.

    George Santos is Marty Mcfly.

  • George Santos is baby Jesus.

    George Santos is baby Jesus.

  • George Santos crossing the Delaware.

    George Santos crossing the Delaware.

  • George Santos played the Riddler in the 1960s television series Batman.

    George Santos played the Riddler in the 1960s television series Batman.

  • Santos Recall.

    Santos Recall.

  • George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.

    George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.

  • Santos Green.

    Santos Green.

  • George Santos as Big Brother in 1984.

    George Santos as Big Brother in 1984.

  • George Santos discovers radium.

    George Santos discovers radium.

  • Please don't squeeze my resume.

    Please don't squeeze my resume.

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  • [ Post] @ Twitter (20 June 2023)
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