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[[File:Hitler's Pineapple.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hitler's Pineapple'''''.]]'''''Hitler's Pineapple''''' is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi research proctologists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.
[[File:Hitler's Pineapple.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hitler's Pineapple'''''.]]'''''Hitler's Pineapple''''' is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi combat horticulturalists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.


Narrated by Tucker Carlson.
Narrated by Tucker Carlson.
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File:X-Files - Downfall.jpg|link=X-Files: Downfall|'''''[[X-Files: Downfall]]''''' is a 2004 German-language historical found-footage war drama film allegedly filmed during the Second World War.
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File:Star Wars - Encounter at Kursk.jpg|link=Star Wars: Encounter at Kursk|'''''[[Star Wars: Encounter at Kursk]]''''' is an epic science fiction war film starring Alec Guinness.
File:Blood Orange.jpg|link=Blood Orange|'''''[[Blood Orange]]''''' is a 2006 American agricultural policy thriller film Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou. The title refers to blood oranges, which have enjoyed enormous popularity in recent years.
File:Sodom and Gomorrah - Sins of the Pineapple.jpg|link=Sodom and Gomorrah: Sins of the Pineapple|'''''[[Sodom and Gomorrah: Sins of the Pineapple]]''''' is a 1962 epic religion-cooking film, loosely based on the Biblical reading of Sodom and Gomorrah.
File:The Imitation Strange.jpg|link=The Imitation Strange|'''''[[The Imitation Strange]]''''' is a 2016 American historical superhero film about mathematician Alan Turing, who decrypted German intelligence messages for Doctor Strange during World War II.
File:A Steampunk Lime.jpg|link=A Steampunk Lime|'''''[[A Steampunk Lime]]''''' is a 1971 dystopian horticulture film which employs disturbing, violent images to comment on citrus fruit in a dystopian near-future Britain.
File:Rosemary's Alien.jpg|link=Rosemary's Alien|'''''[[Rosemary's Alien]]''''' is a 2012 American horror science fiction film about a pregnant women (Mia Farrow) must choose between bearing the Devil's child and bearing an alien child.
File:Rosemary's Alien.jpg|link=Rosemary's Alien|'''''[[Rosemary's Alien]]''''' is a 2012 American horror science fiction film about a pregnant women (Mia Farrow) must choose between bearing the Devil's child and bearing an alien child.


File:Raisins_-_the_Famine_Fruit.jpg|link=The Famine Fruit|"'''Raisins: [[The Famine Fruit]]'''"
File:Pineapple Spice Urinals.jpg|link=Pineapple Spice Urinals|'''[[Pineapple Spice Urinals]]''' is a manufacturer of urinals infused with pineapple spice scent.


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* ''[[A Steampunk Lime]]''
* ''[[Blood Orange]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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* ''[[Hunger Games: Rise of the Citrus]]''
* ''[[Rosemary's Alien]]''
* ''[[Rosemary's Alien]]''
* ''[[Sodom and Gomorrah: Sins of the Pineapple]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: Encounter at Kursk]]''
* [[The Famine Fruit]]
* [[The Famine Fruit]]
* ''[[The Imitation Strange]]''
* ''[[X-Files: Downfall]]''


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Latest revision as of 11:59, 7 December 2023

Earliest known poster for Hitler's Pineapple.

Hitler's Pineapple is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi combat horticulturalists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.

Narrated by Tucker Carlson.

Tagline

"Fruits of the Afrika Korps haunt a troubled Führer."

Source

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