George Santos: Difference between revisions

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George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene. Say what you will about George Santos, he's not afraid to get down on his knees and serve others.

George Santos is an International Man of Mystery.

Here's a thought experiment.

Let's say George Santos is exposed to invisible sources of infinitely laundered money.

Then he gets elected to Congress.

Have we thought about that? Is there any Federal agency to police financial-electoral crimes?

George Santos as Robert J. Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer (2023).
George Santos resigning from Presidency on behalf of Richard Nixon.
George Santos on the moon.
George Santos is a God-damned robot!
George Santos: The Thing.
George Santos: The Blob.
Santos the Barbarian.
Xenomorph George Santos.
George Santos is the Joker: Mob meeting.
George Santos is the Joker: killing Gambol.
The Santos Wears Prada.
The Return of the Con Artist.
George Santos played Major Kong.
The George Santos twins, official spokestwins for George and George's (formerly Ben and Jerry's) ice cream.
Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".
Miracle on Ice.
Did you know? George Santos recorded all parts on Linda Ronstadt's 1972 debut album "George Santos".
Electoral Thieves.
Brazil 2: The Rise of Santos.
George Santos: The Manchurian Candidate.
George Santos is Marty Mcfly.
George Santos crossing the Delaware.
George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.
George Santos as Big Brother in 1984.
George Santos discovers radium.
Please don't squeeze my resume.

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