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== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


== External links ==
== External links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln:_Vampire_Hunter Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmexgVvm4o8 Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - trailer] @ YouTube
=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1393241440864641028 Post] @ Twitter (14 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1393241440864641028 Post] @ Twitter (14 May 2021)


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Latest revision as of 09:33, 11 July 2023

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout.

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One.

Commentary

During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (14 May 2021)