George Santos: Difference between revisions

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George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene.

George Santos is an International Man of Mystery.

Here's a thought experiment.

Let's say George Santos is exposed to invisible sources of infinitely laundered money.

Then he gets elected to Congress.

Have we thought about that? Is there any Federal agency to police financial-electoral crimes?

George Santos is a God-damned robot!
George Santos: The Thing.
George Santos: The Blob.
Santos the Barbarian.
George Santos as the malevolent humanoid robot Ash in Ridley Scott's 1979 film Alien'.
Xenomorph George Santos.
George Santos is the Joker.
George Santos played Major Kong.
Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".
Electoral Thieves.
Brazil 2: The Rise of Santos.
George Santos: The Manchurian Candidate.
George Santos crossing the Delaware.
George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.
George Santos as Big Brother in 1984.
George Santos discovers radium.

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