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[[File:Apologize_to_the_pork_(screenshot_from_Tampopo).jpg|thumb|"Apologize to the pork" screenshot from ''Tampopo''.]]'''Apologize to the Pork''' is a country-rock band from Austin, Minnesota. | [[File:Apologize_to_the_pork_(screenshot_from_Tampopo).jpg|thumb|"Apologize to the pork" screenshot from ''Tampopo''.]]'''Apologize to the Pork''' is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota. | ||
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File:Ranch on Tacos.jpg|link=Ranch on Tacos|'''Ranch on Tacos''' is a song by [REDACTED] about the rights and wrongs of putting ranch salad dressing on tacos. | |||
File:Hound-Dog_Pie_TV_Dinner_Theater_Presents.jpg|link=Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater|'''''[[Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater]]''''' ('''''HDPTVDT''''') is an unlicensed transdimensional TV dinner products and services distributor which manifests itself as Hound-Dog Pie products. | |||
File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing.jpg|link=Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini|The '''[[Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini]]''' is an ornamental variety of Hobbit-Zucchini hybrid, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade. | |||
File:You look nervous, is it the Makeup Tutorials.jpg|link=The Makeup Tutorials|'''[[The Makeup Tutorials]]''' open for Apologize to the Pork at the New Minneapolis Institute of Art "Concerts in the Hallways" series. | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Avalanche (snuff)]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* ''[[Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater]]'' | |||
* [[Feral Butler]] | * [[Feral Butler]] | ||
* [[Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini]] | |||
* [[Marzipan Joystick]] - world beat confectionary band from New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in game-themed marzipan candies | |||
* [[Ranch on Tacos]] | |||
* [[The Makeup Tutorials]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKkQ1Fedjzk Tampopo (Dandelion) Ramen Master] @ YouTube | * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKkQ1Fedjzk Tampopo (Dandelion) Ramen Master] @ YouTube | ||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1533926890829905920 Post] @ Twitter (6 June 2022) | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Meat (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Music (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Pork (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Bands]] | [[Category:Bands]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | |||
[[Category:New Minneapolis, Canada]] | [[Category:New Minneapolis, Canada]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:30, 28 June 2023
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Apologize to the Pork is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota.
Name
The band takes its name from the "Ramen Master" vignette in the film Tampopo.
Student: Master... soup first or noodles first?
Master: First, observe the whole bowl.
Student: Yes, sir.
Master: Appreciate its gestalt. Savor the aromas. Jewels of fat glittering on the surface. Shinachiku roots shining. Seaweed slowly sinking. Spring onions floating. Concentrate on the three pork slices. They play the key role, but stay modestly hidden. First caress the surface with the chopstick tips.
Student: What for?
Master: To express affection.
Student: I see.
Master: Then poke the pork.
Student: Eat the pork first?
Master: No. Just touch it. Caress it with the chopstick tips. Gently pick it up and dip it into the soup on the right of the bowl. What's important here is to apologize to the pork by saying "see you soon." Finally, start eating-the noodles first. Oh, at this time, while slurping the noodles, look at the pork.
Student: Yes.
Master: Eye it affectionately.
In the News
![Ranch on Tacos is a song by [REDACTED] about the rights and wrongs of putting ranch salad dressing on tacos.](/w/images/thumb/8/83/Ranch_on_Tacos.jpg/120px-Ranch_on_Tacos.jpg)
Ranch on Tacos is a song by [REDACTED] about the rights and wrongs of putting ranch salad dressing on tacos.
Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater (HDPTVDT) is an unlicensed transdimensional TV dinner products and services distributor which manifests itself as Hound-Dog Pie products.
Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of Hobbit-Zucchini hybrid, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
The Makeup Tutorials open for Apologize to the Pork at the New Minneapolis Institute of Art "Concerts in the Hallways" series.
Fiction cross-reference
- Avalanche (snuff)
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hound-Dog Pie TV Dinner Theater
- Feral Butler
- Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini
- Marzipan Joystick - world beat confectionary band from New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in game-themed marzipan candies
- Ranch on Tacos
- The Makeup Tutorials
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Tampopo (Dandelion) Ramen Master @ YouTube
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022)