George Santos: Difference between revisions

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George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene.

George Santos is an International Man of Mystery.

Here's a thought experiment.

Let's say George Santos is exposed to invisible sources of infinitely laundered money.

Then he gets elected to Congress.

Have we thought about that? Is there any Federal agency to police financial-electoral crimes?

Santos the Barbarian.
Brazil 2: The Rise of Santos.
Xenomorph George Santos.
Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".
George Santos played Chuck Norris in all of Chuck Norris' films.
George Santos as the malevolent humanoid robot Ash in Ridley Scott's 1979 film Alien'.
George Santos as Big Brother in 1984.
George Santos discovers radium.

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 [[File:Mary Magdalene - George Santos.jpg|thumb|George Santos is actually Mary Magdalene.]]'''George Santos''' is an International Man of Mystery.
+== Commentary ==
+Here's a thought experiment.
+Let's say George Santos is exposed to invisible sources of infinitely laundered money.
+Then he gets elected to Congress.
+Have we thought about that?  Is there any Federal agency to police financial-electoral crimes?
+* [https://justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/congressman-george-santos-charged-fraud-money-laundering-theft-public-funds-and-false Congressman George Santos Charged with Fraud, Money Laundering, Theft of Public Funds, and False Statements] @ justice.gov
+* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1672222742848864257 Post] @ Twitter (23 June 2023)
 == In the News ==
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 File:Brazil 2 - The Rise of Santos.jpg|'''''Brazil 2:  The Rise of Santos'''''.
+File:Xenomorph George Santos.jpg|Xenomorph George Santos.
 File:George Santos wrote all the poems of Robert Frost.jpg|Acclaimed Poet Laureate George Santos published his work under the pen name "Robert Frost".