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[[File:Jack_Boucher_portrait.jpg|thumb|[[Jack Boucher]] at the first anniversary of Liberation Day in New Minneapolis, Canada.]]'''New Minneapolis, Canada''' is an [[exclave (nonfiction)]] of [[Canada (nonfiction)]].
'''New Minneapolis, Canada''' is a city in Canada. It was previously known as [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)|Minneapolis]].


It was previously known as [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)]].
A successful plebiscite resulted in the peaceful secession of [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)|Minneapolis]] from the United States, simultaneous with the founding of the [[Canada|Canadian]] province of New Minneapolis.


== History ==
New Minneapolis is [[Canada]]'s only [[Exclave (nonfiction)|exclave]] province, and the only Canadian province which consists entirely of a single city.


The form [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)]] successfully voted to become a province of [[Canada (nonfiction)]].
== The Nested Radical ==


== Famous residents ==
[[The Nested Radical]] is a popular [[coffeehouse (nonfiction)|coffeehouse]].


Famous and infamous residents (former, current, and future) include:
The [[graphic novel (nonfiction)|graphic novel]] [[Whatever Happened to the Nested Radical?]] is set entirely in [[The Nested Radical]].


* [[Reversible Drain Bamage]], a well-known [[Musical electroplating ensemble (nonfiction)]]
It includes references to, and illustrations of, various places, people, and events in and around New Minneapolis.
* [[Garrison Keillor]] ("syntho-Keillor")
* [[Karl Jones]]


== Famous non-residents ==
== Egg Tooth neighborhood ==


People and other entities who will, famously, never be residents of New Minneapolis:
The famous [[Egg Tooth (neighborhood)|Egg Tooth neighborhood]] is popular with thrill seekers and the characters they attract.


* [[Axiom Antics]] - banned from New Minneapolis in solidarity with survivors of the [[Pi disaster]]
The neighborhood is named after the monster [[Egg Tooth (monster)|Egg Tooth]], who once visited during a Wild Rumpus.


== Nested Radical ==
In an interview with ''Forbes'' magazine, long-time resident [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] said:


[[The Nested Radical]] is a popular [[coffeehouse (nonfiction)]].
<blockquote>During his visit, [[Egg Tooth (monster)|Egg Tooth]] was struck by [[rumbustious lightning]] -- the event which allowed him to permanently escape from [[Where The Wild Things Are (nonfiction)|Where The Wild Things Are]].


== In fiction ==
Things were a bit awkward, after the old [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)|Minneapolis]] voted to become a province of [[Canada]].


The [[graphic novel (nonfiction)]] [[Whatever Happened to the Nested Radical?]] is set entirely in [[The Nested Radical]].
Sorting out the new tax base situation between a nonfiction city, a nonfiction foreign nation, and a fictional city joining the nonfictional foreign nation was particularly challenging.
 
It includes references to, and illustrations of, various places, people, and events in and around New Minneapolis.
 
== Egg Tooth neighborhood ==


The famous [[Egg Tooth (neighborhood)|Egg Tooth neighborhood]] is popular with thrill seekers and the characters they attract.
But most people adjusted easily enough, and pretty soon business got back to normal.</blockquote>


The neighborhood is named after the monster [[Egg Tooth (monster)|Egg Tooth]], who once visited during a Wild Rumpus.
== Banishment ==


During his visit, [[Egg Tooth (monster)|Egg Tooth]] was struck by [[rumbustious lightning]] -- the event which allowed him to permanently escape from [[Where The Wild Things Are (nonfiction)]].
[[Axiom Antics]] - banned from New Minneapolis in solidarity with survivors of the [[Pi disaster]].


== Relationship with Saint Paul (nonfiction) ==
== In the News ==


Things were a bit awkward, after the old [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)]] voted to become a province of [[Canada (nonfiction)]].
<gallery>
File:Yorkshire Tea.jpg|link=It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)|August 18, 2019: "[[It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)|It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain]]" is voted Joke of the Day by the citizens of [[New Minneapolis, Canada]].


Sorting out the new tax base situation between a nonfiction city, a nonfiction foreign nation, and a fictional city joining the nonfictional foreign nation was particularly challenging.
File:Hing Tong.jpg|link=Hing Tong (nonfiction)|March 3, 1987: While vacationing in New Minneapolis, Canada, mathematician [[Hing Tong (nonfiction)|Hing Tong]] visits the [[Nested Radical]] coffeehouse, where he gives an impromptu lecture on applications of the Katetov–Tong insertion theorem to the detection and prevention of [[crimes against mathematical constants]].


But most people adjusted easily enough, and pretty soon business got back to normal.
File:Peter Giblets.jpg|link=Peter Giblets|December 13, 1973: Talk show host [[Peter Giblets]] broadcasts an episode of ''Peter Giblets Hour'' in New Minneapolis; his guests include [[Niles Cartouchian]] and Pierre Trudeau.


These days (March 2016) everything is fine, apart from the inevitable annual mass drownings at the [[River Parade]].
File:Claude Lévi-Strauss receiving Erasmus Prize (1973).jpg|link=Claude Lévi-Strauss (nonfiction)|October 29, 1964: Anthropologist, ethnologist, and [[Gnomon algorithm]] philosopher [[Claude Lévi-Strauss (nonfiction)|Claude Lévi-Strauss]] is awarded the Anthropologist of the Year prize by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.


== Sister cities ==
File:Mud_pot.jpg|Mud pot in northern California runs dry, may relocate to [[Devil's Mud Pie]] area.
File:Minnesota Quaternary geologic map.jpg|link=Minnesota (nonfiction)|[[Minnesota (nonfiction)|Minnesota]] to review state maps, add missing geological eras.
File:The_Carpet_Merchant_(c1887)_Jean-Léon_Gérôme.jpg|[[The Nested Radical]] seeking permission to display Jean-Léon Gérôme's painting [[:File:The Carpet Merchant (c1887) Jean-Léon Gérôme.jpg|The Carpet Merchant]] in upcoming art show.
File:Heracles at Behistun.jpg|link=Heracles (nonfiction)|[[Heracles (nonfiction)|Heracles]] parched, visits [[Bad Job Brewery]].
File:Jack_Boucher_portrait.jpg|Documentary photographer [[Jack Boucher (nonfiction)|Jack Boucher]] at the first anniversary of Liberation Day in New Minneapolis, Canada.
</gallery>


* [[Saint Paul (nonfiction)]]
Sister cities: [[Saint Paul (nonfiction)]], [[Nysa on the Maeander]]
* [[Nysa on the Maeander]]


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Apologize to the Pork]] - punk rock band from New Minneapolis, Canada
* [[Bad Job Brewery]]
* [[Bad Job Brewery]]
* [[Jack Boucher]]
* [[Camp Jones]] - an unincorporated town in Minnesota. It is usually considered part of the Greater New Minneapolis, Canada Region.
* [[Degenerate Polytopes]]
* [[Egg Tooth (monster)]]
* [[Egg Tooth (monster)]]
* [[Egg Tooth (neighborhood)]]
* [[Egg Tooth (neighborhood)]]
* [[Jack Boucher]]
* [[Feral Butler]]
* [[Gloombucket]]
* [[Neon Diatom]]
* [[Pi disaster]]
* [[Pi disaster]]
* [[Reversible Drain Bamage]] - a well-known [[musical electroplating ensemble (nonfiction)]]
* [[River Parade]]
* [[River Parade]]


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* [[Canada (nonfiction)]]
* [[Canada (nonfiction)]]
* [[Ely, Minnesota (nonfiction)]] -  Ely is part of the informally designated "Greater New Minneapolis, Canada area"; several prominent [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorists have retired to Ely.
* [[Exclave (nonfiction)]]
* [[Exclave (nonfiction)]]
* [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)]]
* [[Minneapolis (nonfiction)]]
* [[Musical electroplating ensemble (nonfiction)]]
* [[Musical electroplating ensemble (nonfiction)]]
* [[Twin Cities (nonfiction)]]
* [[Where The Wild Things Are (nonfiction)]]
* [[Where The Wild Things Are (nonfiction)]]
== External links ==
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1632408340704681986 Post] @ Twitter (5 March 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1329374355458039813 Post] @ Twitter


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Latest revision as of 09:51, 5 March 2023

New Minneapolis, Canada is a city in Canada. It was previously known as Minneapolis.

A successful plebiscite resulted in the peaceful secession of Minneapolis from the United States, simultaneous with the founding of the Canadian province of New Minneapolis.

New Minneapolis is Canada's only exclave province, and the only Canadian province which consists entirely of a single city.

The Nested Radical

The Nested Radical is a popular coffeehouse.

The graphic novel Whatever Happened to the Nested Radical? is set entirely in The Nested Radical.

It includes references to, and illustrations of, various places, people, and events in and around New Minneapolis.

Egg Tooth neighborhood

The famous Egg Tooth neighborhood is popular with thrill seekers and the characters they attract.

The neighborhood is named after the monster Egg Tooth, who once visited during a Wild Rumpus.

In an interview with Forbes magazine, long-time resident Karl Jones said:

During his visit, Egg Tooth was struck by rumbustious lightning -- the event which allowed him to permanently escape from Where The Wild Things Are.

Things were a bit awkward, after the old Minneapolis voted to become a province of Canada.

Sorting out the new tax base situation between a nonfiction city, a nonfiction foreign nation, and a fictional city joining the nonfictional foreign nation was particularly challenging.

But most people adjusted easily enough, and pretty soon business got back to normal.

Banishment

Axiom Antics - banned from New Minneapolis in solidarity with survivors of the Pi disaster.

In the News

Sister cities: Saint Paul (nonfiction), Nysa on the Maeander

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (5 March 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter