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'''''Everything Depends upon the Toys''''' is a short autobiographical essay by jet setter and sociopath [[Fell Swoop]] "about the time He did That with Her, and then They, and similar but worse indiscretions in pursuit of The Pleasuremost."

== History ==

Swoop wrote the essay on October 7, 2020, in response to a [https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1314295321938268161 Twitter post by merritt k]:

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Imagining a kind of guy who gets really mad if a woman dramatically brushes all the plastic toys off his desk so they can have sex on it like in a movie
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== In the News ==

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Fell Swoop]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1314298739901767681 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1314295321938268161 Twitter post by merritt k]

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